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Post by NOAH ELIAS REED on Nov 1, 2010 22:48:51 GMT -5
noah elias reed.twenty-one ,, seattle ,, halfway sober;singer ,, depends ,, asshole ,, andy six - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - " Aye, the names Noah and don’t fucking forget it. And don’t expect that I’m going to save your ass just because of my name. Fuck, I’m not even religious. I blame my parents, but I’ll bitch about that later, alright? Alright. Anyways, I guess you can say my claim to fame is being the lead singer for a band called Halfway Sober. You might have heard of them, if you’re not living under a fucking rock.
So there are a lot of things about me that people don’t like. I’ve heard I’m a pretty big asshole by a lot of people. Truth is, I just don’t give a rat’s ass what people think of me. Why should I? I can see why they would think that though. I’m rude, and usually pretty impatient. Fuck I hate when people walk slow in front of me. It’s their own fault they get pushed out of the way! Walk faster if you don’t want to get knocked down, dumbasses. I don’t have a lot of manners, if you haven’t already guessed that. It’s not that I wasn’t ever taught them, I just completely disowned them.
I’m really not a people person. I’m bad with people. They annoy the shit out of me, usually, and my rude attitude tends to piss them off. They don’t seem to appreciate being told the truth either, even though they all bitch when you lie to them. This is why I have little friends. Do I care? Not at all. I have my band mates and that’s all I need. As far as the ladies go, for whatever reason they keep coming back. I hear girls like assholes, so that’s probably why. I’m a little nicer to them, but not by much, and it’s usually only so I’ll get laid. It’s one of the perks of being a rock star. All I have to do is say I’m in a band and it’s almost an immediate one way pass to the bedroom. Or wherever it is. I can’t remember the last time I had a girlfriend though. I push people away so damn fast it’ll make your head spin.
I’m just the stereotypical rock star. I’m all for the partying and having a great time. I’ve heard I’m actually not such an asshole when I’m drunk and that I’m more laid back. Some people say that it’s the better side of me, and then they sit there and ask if I’m a nice guy in disguise. I think most people have nice moments, but mine are one in a million. Anyways..so..yeah. Drinking is one of my favorite things to do, as well as go to clubs and shit. I can drink all night and wake up perfectly fine in the morning. I guess I inherited some crazy ass tolerance for drinking. I don’t think I’ve ever had a hangover. Oh, and sex? Yes please.
I’m not sure what else to say about me. I’m not very loyal, aside from to my friends. I’ll say one thing and do the complete opposite. I’m a master at lying straight to people’s faces. Breaking promises is one of my many talents as well. I am not a good person, and it doesn’t make sense to me why people continue trying to talk to me. People try and stick around even after I treat them like shit. They’re stupid. Shouldn’t you stop talking to someone that treats you like shit? Whatever. Idiots..
So a little bit about my past I guess. I was born on October 5th, I’m almost twenty-two. Damn I’m getting old. Hah. Anyways. I was born and raised in Seattle in a huge two story house along with my little sister. I’ve got an older brother and sister as well but I’d rather continue acting as if they don’t exist. My mom and dad were highschool sweethearts, gross, but whatever. My parents are both religious up the ass and they met because my dad’s father was a priest at the church my mom attended.
So, I don’t know. They got married, and then they had sex and decided to have kids. We’re all about a year and a half inbetween each other, except my little sister. She’s three years younger than me. There really isn’t much to say here. Growing up in a religious house sucked. We were given everything we wanted, as long as we went to church and did as the ‘lord’ said so. At first I was all for it, but after a while it got tiring. Family pow wow’s in the livingroom every night to read out of the bible were just not my thing.
By the time high school hit, I was all but done with my family. My older siblings were straight A students, doing sports and volunteering at the church that my dad then was the priest of. I got made fun of for being a bible thumper. I guess that’s what really made me flip gears, I got sick of being made fun of and I swear I was probably thrown in a trash can more than any other kid at school. So I became what my parents hated. My grades dropped, and with each year I got worse and worse. I dyed my hair, ripped up my clothes and started hanging with the wrong crowd. Shit, by the time I was a sophomore I was one of the most popular kids in school. Not with the teachers of course.
My parents, as much as they hated what I was doing, couldn’t find it in them to throw me out. They kept paying for my stuff, giving me my allowance and even gave me a car. I walked all over them, becoming the spoiled pompous asshole that I still am. I made it through high school by sleeping with my teachers or bribing them with money. I conquered high school as one of the most hated and loved kids at school and moved on college.
College was the same deal, my parents paid for it and I went just to party and have sex. Somewhere along the lines I came up with this idea of getting a band together. Why not? I could sing, even if it wasn’t the cute kind of choir singing my parents had me doing when I was younger. Getting a band together had been easier than I had thought. People were so eager to join the band. And shit, we got known faster than I thought we would. Honestly I could care less about the fans; it’s all about the money, the sex, the music, drugs and having fun and that’s exactly what I get out of it."
hey, so i'm Moni. i've been roleplaying for like ten years now. as well as this character, i also play none. you can reach me by pm is fine if you need me for anything. i found NO VACANCY TOUR by I iz friends with Alyssaaa :] and i'm pretty glad i did. here's an example of mah skillz. (:
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